Hello. My name is Jacques. I live with the idiot responsible for this sorry POS excuse for a blog. If he didn't slip me the occasional morsel of steak now and then, I don't know that I'd give him a second thought. I mean... SEVEN MONTHS worth of cobwebs?! He's been sitting at his other light box punching stuff in with his fingers, but he sure as hell hasn't been doing this.
Anyway, he seems to be taking an interest in the stuff he was doing all those months ago.
Fair warning: He may start blogging again. Just remember I'm the one who warned you when it's time to pass out the treats.